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Wednesday May 30th
Act innocent, even if your mind is filthy as fuck
The average size of a male penis is 5 inches, so stop bragging about your fucking footlong. There is a town in France named Condom. Hippo milk is pink.The word "clitoris" comes from the Greek word meaning "side of a hill".The most recorded orgasms in an hour were 134 for one woman and only 16 for a man. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. There is an average of 3 sex change operations in the US per day. For every "normal" webpage there are 5 porn pages. You orgasm faster with socks on.
The average size of a male penis is 5 inches, so stop bragging about your fucking footlong. There is a town in France named Condom. Hippo milk is pink.The word "clitoris" comes from the Greek word meaning "side of a hill".The most recorded orgasms in an hour were 134 for one woman and only 16 for a man. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. There is an average of 3 sex change operations in the US per day. For every "normal" webpage there are 5 porn pages. You orgasm faster with socks on.
